alert('hiiii');

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Women Voting

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Sex. That is all.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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you will die someday

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Yeah right loser!

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What flys? A fly

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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