Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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oh hiya come in

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Anti Joke

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