Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Anti Joke

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