- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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