- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Women's rights.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

French people

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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