Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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you

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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