The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Anti Joke

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