a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A guy is playing cod

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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brett is a dick

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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