What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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