Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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