- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

George W. Bush

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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