- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What sucks?

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

World peace

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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