What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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brett is a dick

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Canada's army

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Wolf Pussy

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