What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Adam Sandler.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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