A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Sex. That is all.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Asians

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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It says so on your cap.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Small titties.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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