- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

World peace

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

robin, get in the car.

Vagina-Boob

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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