So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Woman's Rights.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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