What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Google Doodles

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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robin, get in the car.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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