Pavel Novak

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

i love antijokes

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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