Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Penis jokes.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Tim's gay.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Vagina-Boob

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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