- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

A blind man walks into a bar

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Adam Sandler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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