- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Your mother is a man.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

planking.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Your Mom

Dozer has a soul

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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