two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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cms.......?????

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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