- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Susie has Autism

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

To mamas so fat shes fat

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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