Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What is brown and sticky?

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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