What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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women leaving the kitchen

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Jake Bowar

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Josh kissing a girl

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Your mother is a man.

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