What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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No

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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