- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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