What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Steve Jobs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

cory is gay

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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