- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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