- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Canida

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

This is not a good joke.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Knock, knock. Come in!

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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