The Charlotte bobcats.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Jokes are funny.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Anne Frank.

Looks through the peephole.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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