- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

My Girlfriend

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Star Wars

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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