- Anti Joke

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Women's rights.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Nathan Gooderson.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game