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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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