What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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