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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Women's rights.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

French people

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Women Voting

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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