Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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