Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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