Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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