- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Nathan Gooderson.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

dog

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

A baby seal walks into a club...

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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