What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Black people are clen.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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