Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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GAY PEOPLE

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Which one is hardest?

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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