Giving birth to the antichrist

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Communism

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

ballsack

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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