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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Hitler is my role model

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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