- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Communism

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

So a baby seal walks into a club

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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