12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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the your face joke

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Anti Joke

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