What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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