- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

MICHAEL

Communism

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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