Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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shut up

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Steve Jobs.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Nickelback.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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