- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

planking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

potato farming

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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