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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Flab

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

This is not a good joke.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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