- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

women's rights

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Knock, knock. Come in!

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