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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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