Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Canida

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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