- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama is a good president.

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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